Hooters

03.20.2007

I was in Yahoo Local for the Peninsula area looking for the closest Hooters, which was in San Francisco. To my surprize, the first thing that came up was a breast-feeding consultation center.

Who the hell searches for breast-feeding information using the term Hooters?

McMoron

03.07.2007
I just had a cashier yell at me and tell me I was a theif.

I went to McDonald’s to get 3 double cheeseburgers and 3 regular hamburger buns. She wanted to charge me 99 cents for a regular hamburger hold the meat, pickles, onions, ketchup and mustard. I told her there’s on option on her screen that sells plain buns for 27 cents. She didn’t believe me, refused to look for that option and wouldn’t ask someone who knew more about the cash register about it. After much back and forth of “We don’t do that” and “No, really, you can do that.” I finally told her “I assure you, the item is there on your screen if you’d stop looking at me like I’m a retard and just look for it. If you don’t know how to do it, that’s fine, but don’t tell me that you can’t do it like I don’t know better. I get this order all the time and no one has had any trouble with this order until you. Please ask someone for help.” She said that McDonald’s doesn’t sell just buns and I was just trying to get free food. She refused to ask another co-worker or shift lead because “I think I know the menu better than you.”

I said “I never though I’d see this in my life, but you’re clearly neither smart nor personable enough to operate a cash register at a fast food place. I’m not coming back to this McDonald’s because I think you’ll be working here a very long time.”

I went to Carl’s Jr. after that.

Obscenity.

03.03.2007

I was loitering in the Cordair Romantic Realism Gallery and was surrounded by strikingly beautiful naked people. (They were on canvas… it wasn’t naked-night. That’s monday.) I came upon one painting and thought I’d make a joke. “Now this is just obscene!”, I said.

The painting was this one.

Nobody got my joke.

The Ass-Miracle Man

03.01.2007

Not having a job has been very scary for me as this business continues to go south with no upturn in the near future, but after many trips to the East Bay selling monitors almost a ton of monitors to KYO Computer Recycling and help from a friend, I managed to cover the rent. I pulled a miracle out of my ass, like some sort of Ass-Jesus. Hopefully this panic-mode will carry over into this month and help me make some more money, or find a real job.